Dasiy: Alright, first you flick this switch, then this swtich, that activates it. Then you push THIS button [points to button on the aduience's left], which will give you five minutes to get out of there.
[Isabella and Gullmeio nod]
Dasiy: Now whatever you do, don't push this button [Points to the button on the audience's right, which has a crack on it], because that will set off the bomb immediatetly, and we'll all be dead. Now, repeat back what I just said.
Isabella: We need to activate the bomb,
Dasiy: Uh-Huh
Isabella: The second lever sets the timer,
Dasiy: That's right.
Isabella: And this button activates the timer [points to the button with the crack].
Dasiy: NO! No that's the button that will kill everyone! Gullmeio, you try.
Gullmeio: We need to activate the bomb,
Dasiy: Mm-Hm
Gullmeio: The second lever sets the timer,
Dasiy: Uh-Huh
Gullmeio: And this button activates the timer [points to the button with the crack].
Dasiy: NO! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT ISABELLA JUST SAID, How is that even possible?! Which button is the button you're supposed to push? Point to it!
[Both Isabella and Gullmeio point to the death button]
Dasiy: NO!
Dora: Hey you're making them nervous!
Dasiy: Shut up and get me some tape! Does anybody have any tape out there? I want to put some tape on the death button.
Dora: I don't have any tape! Let me check!
[Dora runs out to find tape]
Dora: Hey Papa! Do you have any- [Something blasts her] Do you have any tape? [Something else blasts her] Oh-huh-huh-ho!
[Cole shakes his head]
Dora: Mama! You have any tape? Cinta!
[Elena says no]
Dora: Oh, never mind [Explosion] Uh! Ow!
Dora: Diego! Do you have any tape? [Avoids another explosion]
[Diego asks if scotch tape would work?]
Dora: Yeah! Scotch tape would work!
[He doesn't have scotch tape]
Dora: Then why did you ask if scotch tape would work if you don't have any?!
[She comes back]
Dora: Nobody has any tape!
Dasiy: Not a single person has tape?!
Dora: Nope.
Dasiy: Did you ask your aunt and uncle on your mother's side?
Dora: ...Yes.
Dasiy: Are you sure?
Dora: I asked papa and they were right next to him!
Dasiy: I knew you were lying!
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The 'aunt and uncle' I'm referring to are those two background chracters whenever Dora's entire extended family is visiting.
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[Dora walks into the kitchen, her feet squeaking on the floor]
Dora [As she is walking in]: Ugh, maybe food will fill the gap in my soul.
Dora [Slamming a cookbook onto the counter]: "Happy Recipes"
[She turns to a meatloaf recipe]
Dora: Meatloaf for a family of five. [She looks at the screen] That's comfort food, right?
Dora: Okay, first chop the onion, but be careful, onions can make you cry [Laughs, then suddenly takes on an angry tone and a monotone face] UNLESS YOU MAKE THEM CRY FIRST!
Dora: [Attemps to karate chop the onion] YAH [The onion hits her in the face] OHH! [She falls to the ground, out of our sight]
Dora: [Comes up and awkwardly puts the onion into the likely ungreased baking dish] Hmm.
Dora: Now you'll need some meat and breadcrumbs. I don't have any meat [she begins to mash an entire loaf of bread with a rolling pin] so I guess I'll just double up on the old breadcrumbs. [She pours the breadcrumbs into the baking dish] It can be a loaf loaf.
Dora: Next, one egg. [Drops an egg into the baking dish]
Dora: And finally, some fresh mint. [She squeezes fresh mint flavored toothpaste into the baking dish.]
Dora: What a breeze. It couldn't be easier. Just put it in the oven for an hour and your family will love it. [Realizes] Oh yeah, they're gone. [Becomes angry-toned and monotone-faced again] Yeah well who needs them anyway?!
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